The Big Smoke

European Union: World Home of Tiny Lesbians, Smelly Lighters, and Cheap-ass Matches that Don't Work

Now that Bulgaria and Roumania have joined the EU, I think it would be interesting if we here at The Big Smoke made an excruciatingly objective comparison between one of the newcomers, and one of the original member states:

Bulgarian Gun Fanatic Blog OR Italian Guy Who Started a Very Small Star Wars-Based Religion

Pishtov - I look at this blog frequently, just because every time I check it, I see some insane picture of a huge fuck-off gun or a youTube of someone being blow the fuck up. I feel kind of bad for the guy, because his name is 'Christov" and he just fucked up his roman characters. But I'm kind of afraid to point that out because I don't want crazy Bulgarian Rambo (Rambov) to kill me in my sleep.

Funny story: I was in London last May, and I got a horrible flu and a fever which made me black out. When I came to, I was holding the property deed to the entire city of Plovdiv.

Pio Kenobi e La Diocesi Italiana del Culto della Forza - If you look at the press page, he's scanned a bunch of articles about his putting up a monument to Yoda. One of the articles claims that his religion is "semi-serious", but with all his talk of faith and "alternative spirituality", I see no indication that this guy isn't anything but 100% genuine in his worship of the Force. I really hope this new religion doesn't catch on, because I'm really afraid that at some point in the future, I'm going to have to use some PC-friendly alternative to "loony fanboy".

While I'm posting links, I might as well point you to The Perry Bible Fellowship, which is finally updating after a long (but announced) hiatus. This is one of the only webcomics that doesn't suck my balls. If one more person links me to that Zippy-wannabe snob-rights manifesto Cat and Girl, I'll gouge my fucking eyes out. Also check out Drivl, a surprisingly good blog considering anyone can submit an article. Chalk it up to good editing.