The Big Smoke

Interweb, whoever named the act of unauthorized use or reproduction of patented or copyrighted material Piracy was an idiot. Perhaps the only thing worse to have called it would be Ninjacy. I mean, pirates are cool, who doesn't want to be a pirate these days of pre-packaged adventure and Google Earth?

Piracy: Yo ho ho and a torrent of ram! Arrrrr!

No, it would have been better to have called the act "Baby-raping". At least that doesn't sound cool. And we all know how impressionable youth are. I'm sure they'd rather buy their tentacle hentai than think of themselves as baby rapists. Sales of peglegs might plummet, but think of the extra dollars in corporate coffers, those poor bastards have to eat out every night.

My heart bleeds for them, it really does.